カミサマ・ネコサマ | Lord God, Lord Cat

Getting a little bit parasocial.

 

Note: Although it was translated as “Attaboy” it is supposed to be gender neutral. That said, considering the intended audience, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

☆ Title: カミサマ・ネコサマ
★ Romaji Title: kamisama・nekosama
☆ Album: POISONYA SYNDROME (ぽいずにゃ〜しんどろーむ)
★ Album Artist: Nekomata Okayu (猫又おかゆ)
☆Vocals: Nekomata Okayu (猫又おかゆ)
★ Lyrics, composition: Karasuya Sabou (烏屋茶房)
☆ Arrangement: Ryosuke Tachibana (橘亮祐)

おーけーおーけー
ぼくが君の神様になったげる

ookee ookee
boku ga kimi no kamisama ni nattageru

Okay, okay,
I’ll go ahead and become a god for you

(お願い!お願い!)
しょうがないなー
(お願い!お願い!たすけておかゆん!)

(onegai! onegai!)
shou ga nai naa
(onegai! onegai! tasukete okayun!)

(Please! Please)
Guess I have no choice
(Please! Please! Help me Okayun!)

やぁ 悩める現代の皆様
けたたましい時代の只中
自分の事さえ愛せない
そんなことありませんか?
「誰かに認めてもらいたいな」
「何も上手くいかずヤダヤダ」
神頼み それなのに
どこにいったら会えるの 神様

yaa nayameru gendai no minnasama
ketatamashii jidai no tadanaka
jibun no koto sae aisenai
sonna koto arimasen ka?
「dare ka ni mitomete moraitai na」
「nani mo umaku ikazu yada yada」
kamidanomi sore nano ni
doko ni ittara aeru no kamisama

Hey everyone, in this anxiety filled modern day
In the middle of an era where you can’t find peace and quiet
Do you ever find that
you’re unable to even love yourself?
“I want someone to acknowledge me”
“Nothing ever goes right, wah wah”
You’d leave your problems to god,
but where should you go to find such a god?

(Help me!) どうしたの~?
(Help me!) うんうん
(Help me!) そっか~大変だね~
(Save me!) でもね~
(Save me!) 大丈夫!
ぼくが味方でいるからさ~

(Help me!) doushita no~?
(Help me!) un un
(Help me!) sokka~ taihen da ne~
(Save me!) demo ne~
(Save me!) daijoubu!
boku ga mikata de iru kara sa~

(Help me!) What’s wrong?
(Help me!) Uh-huh, uh-huh
(Help me!) I see, sounds awful
(Save me!) That said,
(Save me!) It’s okay!
Because you have me on your side

生きてるだけで満点
自信持ちなよ 全然
信じていいよ 当然
君はとっても素敵だよ!
ありとあらゆる この世の全てを
肯定!(肯定!)肯定!(肯定!)
全知全能全肯定!
「それって結構 神じゃない?」

ikiteur dake de manten
jishin mochina yo zenzen
shinjite ii yo touzen
kimi wa tottemo suteki da yo!
ari to arayuru kono yo no subete o
koutei! (koutei!) koutei! (koutei!)
zenchi zennou zenkoutei!
「sore tte kekkou kami janai?」

You deserve full points just for being alive
Have some self-confidence, or a lot!
It’s ok to believe, it’s natural
You’re really wonderful!
Each and every thing in this world,
I’ll affirm! (Affirm!) Affirm! (Affirm!)
Omniscience, omnipotence and omni-affirmation!
“Doesn’t that basically make you a god?”

いいじゃん いいじゃん
すごいじゃん (すごーい!)
いいじゃん いいじゃん
えらいじゃん (えらーい!)
そうです そうです
もっと自由に 生きていいんだよ 全肯定
いいじゃん いいじゃん
すごいじゃん(すごーい!)
いいじゃん いいじゃん
えらいじゃん (えらーい!)
おーけーおーけー 君は最高
何度だって伝えたげる

ii jan ii jan
sugoi jan (sugooi!)
ii jan ii jan
erai jan (eraai!)
sou desu sou desu
motto jiyuu ni ikite ii n da yo zenkoutei
ii jan ii jan
sugoi jan (sugooi!)
ii jan ii jan
erai jan (eraai!)
ookee ookee kimi wa saikou
nando datte tsutaetageru

Nice job, nice job,
aren’t you amazing (amazing!)
Nice job, nice job,
Attaboy (Attaboy!)
That’s right, that’s right
It’s okay to live how you want – complete affirmation
Nice job, nice job,
aren’t you amazing (amazing!)
Nice job, nice job,
Attaboy (Attaboy!)
Okay, okay, you’re the best
I’ll let you know over and over

(お願い!お願い!)
しょうがないなー
(お願い!お願い!たすけておかゆん!)

(onegai! onegai!)
shou ga nai naa
(onegai! onegai! tasukete okayun!)

(Please! Please)
Guess I have no choice
(Please! Please! Help me Okayun!)

承認欲求 マウント社会
マイナス思考に自己否定
誰もがみんな 求め続ける
自分だけにある 特別感
数値化されちゃう 世知辛時代
いいね フォロワー 高評価
そんなの全然必要ないよ
「ぼくの言葉に全て委ねて」

shounin yokkyuu maunto shakai
mainasu shikou ni jiko hitei
dare mo ga minna motome tsudzukeru
jibun dake ni aru tokubetsu kan
suuchika sarechau sechigara jidai
ii ne forowaa kouhyouka
sonna no zenzen hitsuyou nai yo
「boku no kotoba ni subete yudanete」

A need for approval in a society centered around flexing
Negative thinking and self-denial
Everyone and everybody continues to seek
a unique sense of feeling special
It’s a tough age, where you’ll be quantified
Likes, followers, ratings
You don’t need any of that
“Leave everything to my words”

あーね! いいじゃん!
うんうん!えらーい!おー!
かんぺき!きょうもおつかれ!
グッド! けっこう!
こうてい!こうてい!
さすが! じしんもって!(おかゆん!)
すばらしい!せかいいち!
そばにいるよ!だいすき!
ちょうすき!つまりすき!
できるよ!とうぜん!
なんとかなるよ!
にっこり!ぬくぬく!
ねこかわいがり!

aa ne! ii jan!
un un! eraai! oo!
kanpeki! kyou mo otsukare!
guddo! kekkou!
koutei! koutei!
sasuga! jishin motte! (okayun!)
subarashii! sekai ichi!
soba ni iru yo! daisuki!
chou suki! tsumari suki!
dekiru yo! touzen!
nantoka naru yo!
nikkori! nuku nuku!
neko kawaigari!

Ah, I see! Nice!
Uh-huh! Well done! Yay!
Perfect! Good work today!
Good! No problem!
Affirm! Affirm!
I’d expect nothing less! Believe in yourself! (Okayun!)
Wonderful! Number one!
I’m with you! You’re the best!
The bestest! Basically I adore you!
You can do it! Of course!
It’ll work out!
Big smile! Warm and comfy!
Doting on you like a cat!

神様も 人様も
なにもかも 信じられなくても
猫様を 信じましょう
甘えましょう 与えましょう 安心
晴れの日も 雨の日も
支えましょう 君の心を
病める時 泣ける時
ここに来たならもう大丈夫

kamisama mo hitosama mo
nani mo kamo shinjirarenakutemo
nekosama o shinjimashou
amaemashou ataemashou anshin
hare no hi mo ame no hi mo
sasaemashou kimi no kokoro o
yameru toki nakeru toki
koko ni kita nara mou daijoubu

Be it gods or people,
even if you can’t believe in anything,
you should have faith in the cat lord
Let yourself be coddled, and thou shalt receive relief
Come rain or shine,
I shall support your heart
When you feel depressed, when you feel like crying,
it’ll all be fine once you’ve come here

(Help me!) はいはい
(Help me!) よしよし
(Help me!) うんうん 心配しないで
(Save me!) ほらね
(Save me!) 大丈夫!
君もレッツおにぎりゃー!

(Help me!) hai hai
(Help me!) yoshi yoshi
(Help me!) un un shinpai shinai de
(Save me!) hora ne
(Save me!) daijoubu!
kimi mo rettsu onigiryaa!

(Help me!) Yes, yes
(Help me!) There, there
(Help me!) Uh huh, don’t worry
(Help me!) See?
(Help me!) It’s alright!
You should also become an onigirya!

いいじゃん いいじゃん
すごいじゃん(すごーい!)
いいじゃん いいじゃん
えらいじゃん (えらーい!)
そうです そうです
もっとぼくの側においでよ 全肯定
いいじゃん いいじゃん
すごいじゃん(すごーい!)
いいじゃん いいじゃん
えらいじゃん (えらーい!)
おーけーおーけー
ぼくが君の猫様になったげる

ii jan ii jan
sugoi jan (sugooi!)
ii jan ii jan
erai jan (eraai!)
sou desu sou desu
motto boku no soba ni oide yo zenkoutei
ii jan ii jan
sugoi jan (sugooi!)
ii jan ii jan
erai jan (eraai!)
ookee ookee
boku ga kimi no nekosama ni nattageru

Nice job, nice job,
aren’t you amazing (amazing!)
Nice job, nice job,
Attaboy (Attaboy!)
That’s right, that’s right
Come closer by my side – complete affirmation
Nice job, nice job,
aren’t you amazing (amazing!)
Nice job, nice job,
Attaboy (Attaboy!)
Okay, okay,
I’ll go ahead and become your cat lord

のんびりいこうよ
ばっちり ピカイチ
ファンタスティック
へっちゃら ポジティブ
まぁまぁ みんな むりしないでね
めっちゃしんぱいだよ (おかゆん!)
もぐもぐ!(おかゆー!)
やっぱり!(おかゆー!)
ゆうきの!(おかゆー!)
よっしゃいくぞ!
肯定 肯定 肯定 肯定
全知全能 全肯定!

nonbiri ikou yo
bacchiri pikaichi
fantasutikku
hecchara pojitibu
maa maa minna muri shinai de ne
meccha shinpai da yo (okayun!)
mogu mogu! (okayuu!)
yappari! (okayuu!)
yuuki no! (okayuu!)
yossha iku zo!
koutei koutei koutei koutei
zenchi zennou zenkoutei!

Let’s take it slowly
Spot on! Outstanding!
Fantastic!
No stress! Positive!
My, my, everyone, don’t push yourselves
You’ll have me worried sick (Okayun!)
Gobble gobble! (Okayu!)
You know it! (Okayu!)
The brave! (Okayu!)
Alright, here we go!
Affirm, affirm, affirm, affirm,
Omniscience, omnipotence and omni-affirmation!

いいじゃん いいじゃん
すごいじゃん
いいじゃん いいじゃん
えらいじゃん
さぁさぁ皆さん ご唱和ください!
全知全能 全肯定!

ii jan ii jan
sugoi jan (sugooi!)
ii jan ii jan
erai jan (eraai!)
saa saa minna san go shouwa kudasai!
zenchi zennou zenkoutei!

Nice job, nice job,
aren’t you amazing (amazing!)
Nice job, nice job,
Attaboy (Attaboy!)
Come on everyone, please say it with me!
Omniscience, omnipotence and omni-affirmation!

いいじゃん いいじゃん
すごいじゃん(すごーい!)
いいじゃん いいじゃん
えらいじゃん (えらーい!)
おーけーおーけー
新世界の神様になってあげる

ii jan ii jan
sugoi jan (sugooi!)
ii jan ii jan
erai jan (eraai!)
ookee ookee
shinsekai no kamisama ni natte ageru

Nice job, nice job,
aren’t you amazing (amazing!)
Nice job, nice job,
Attaboy (Attaboy!)
Okay, okay,
I’ll go ahead and become God of the new world

(お願い!お願い!)
らくにいこうよ
(お願い!お願い!)
りょうこう! るんるん!
(お願い!お願い!)
レッツゴー!ろうろう!
(お願い!お願い!)
わらってこ

(onegai! onegai!)
raku ni ikou yo
(onegai! onegai!)
ryoukou! run run!
(onegai! onegai!)
rettsu goo! rou rou!
(onegai! onegai!)
waratte ko

(Please! Please!)
Let’s take it easy
(Please! Please!)
Excellent! Mhm!
(Please! Please!)
Let’s go! Loudly and clearly!
(Please! Please!)
Laughing along the way

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